It’s all the rage!
You get an invite for a Baby Shower, or an Anniversary party. You go out buy your gift, pick a special outfit. You get there; you are required to pick a number.
“UM, WEIRD, I’ve never had to pick a number before…..” You pick your number and are told to get into the next room. THERE ARE NAKED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE! HOLY SHIT Y’ALL! YOU’VE BEEN INVITED TO A MANDATORY SEX PARTY! There’s nothing you can do now, so get naked and get to screwin!*
*Mandatory sex parties do not exist (to my knowledge). I’m just tryin to help a fellow Blogger out!
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/10/what-google-needs-is-mandatory-sex.html
